Papa John: If you are reading this, alone, in the darkness of your Louisville castle, cheeks dewy with tears and sweat, botoxed out of your mind - this campaign, this is what could have been. We did everything totally differently. We gave your pizza a reason to be. We told a quality story. We connected you to your audience. And you walked away from it all, from us, because you were stuck in the past.
You're one loco bigot Papa, but I'm still proud of the work I did for you, in spite of you.